By Jack S.
Afib walked in looking for a fight,
Hit me with a left and then a right.
Heart beating fast and trouble breathin,'
Afib taunted — 'I ain't leavin.'
Blockages, stents and age on his side,
I was searching for a place to hide.
Cardiologist — I had a choice,
My first pick was Dr. Reuss.
Afib struck a very low blow,
Reuss countered with Xarelto.
Dropped some weight and cut the booze,
With Doctor Reuss, I will not lose.
Metoprolol, Crestor, Benicar and aspirin,
Finally thought that I might win.
Reuss consulted over the phone,
Doctor Beshai added Amiodarone.
Surgical gowns and a hospital bed,
Don't let me wind up dead.
“Goodnight moon” was what I stated.
Don't blame me — I was sedated.
Electric shock put Afib on the run.
Shocked him again just for fun.
Afib gave me one last schism,
Now I'm back in sinus rhythm.
U of A and medical degrees,
She knocked Afib to his knees.
Running out of cardiac rhymes,
Thank, thank you, a million times.
I have just one last verse,
Return the coffin and park the hearse.
Afib, Afib stay away,
We will fight again someday.
Find a cardiologist